Sigh. Okay…. let’s take this one from the top.

Hello, Gizmo! Uhm… even if you could theoretically lick my face through the world wide web, which is (thankfully) impossible with technology the way it is, I would ask that you please refrain from doing so. Partially because I might still be a bit contagious with whatever bug I caught the other day, and partially because that’s, uhm.


And Jellie, I’m just going to imagine-slash-hope that you mean that as in IQ, like I’m a really smart Once-ler! And not as an Iq, pronounced “ick”, like I’m a gross Once-ler. So, uh, it’s a complement. Thank you for complimenting me. 


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