Howdy hey!

How y’all doing today? Let’s keep this ball a-rollin, no stops! Got a lot of asks to get through and all! So let’s see….

….oh ha, ha, ha. Very funny there, mister “Bat me”. 

Sigh.

Actually, it’s not funny, guys. I mean, as much as I wish I didn’t need these, I kinda do! My vision comes and goes,  but without them I am, as you said, ‘blind as a bat’. I’ve asked Ma to make an appointment with a doctor, but I haven’t heard anything back, so that’s still in the works. It’s a little frustrating, to say the least.

You can’t borrow them, either; I don’t even know how you’d do that, since I’m here, and you guys clearly are not. 

But hey! If you’d rather I lend you my awful eyes, then sure!! I’d love to do that! Any day!

Capisce? Capisce!!