H-hey there, sweethearts!!! I-it’s, uh, it’s been a while, hasn’t it?! How are y’all doing? I hope you’ve all h-had a lovely, uh… h-however long it’s been since I’ve last spoken to y’all f-face to… er, webcam, hasn’t it?
H-ha ha, uhm, funny story about that one! See, here’s the thing, w-when you’re as attached to sentimental objects as I am, well… you tend to get caught with a lot of out-dated stuff. And I mean, that stuff c-can still work great! …b-but, er. S-sometimes it does break down… and you c-can spend a few hours, or days, or… weeks….? T-tryin’ to fix it, and, y’know… sometimes things are just busted.
It sucks, and t-then you have to dig through all your things, to see if you have another, and… you don’t… a-and you have to try to order one online, w-when you’re not, uhm. 100% sure exactly… w-where you are….
…..i-it’s been an exciting, uh. Extended period of time that I’ve b-been gone, I c-can tell you that.
A-aaaaanyways!!! I’m, uh, I’m gonna make sure this thing is working well enough - cross my fingers that I won’t get zapped this time - and then!! I can get y’all up to speed with things, if you’d like that?
….I-i’ve missed you guys s-so much.